The Gozum Show

Taking on life one day at a time.
Posts tagged "funny"

'You can eat and eat and nothing will ever fill that void.' says Brad Pitt's character on Friends. #tvshows #Friends #instamood #instagood #funny

I wish I could but I don’t want to.
Phoebe Buffay
There is a thin line between love and hate; and it turns out that that line is a scarf.
Rachel Greene
You got pregnant for funny? If he’s funny, laugh!
Joey Tribbiani
It’s called minimum wage because you’re supposed to do the minimum.
The Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Joey Tribbiani
  • Joey: Hey, Ross. I got a science question. If the homo sapiens were in fact homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
  • Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people.
  • Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

Last Wednesday, I talked to my friend about my situation with a certain someone. He suggested that make use of some superstitious stuff like looking for a sign.

So, I thought of something that could be really improbable to happen but not in the least way impossible. 

The sign is that if I see a graduate of UP BS IE around the Ortigas area on Thursday / Friday then there may be a chance that we’d get together. I chose that sign because I know only a handful of people who work around the Ortigas area. That’s my initial thought, a personal meeting. But, it didn’t turn out that way.

Thursday came and we had our team lunch out for our February birthday celebrants. After the lunch, our ‘car’ decided to go to the nearby Moonleaf Ortigas in Ortigas Home Depot for our tea fix. I ordered a yakult drink because I’m trying to stay away from caffeine.

There was a promo and we were able to get a free milk tea and a Moonleaf planner.

When we got to the office, I asked my office mate for the Moonleaf planner because I want to check it out. Then, there it was, a full-sized picture of a college batch mate on the page of the Moonleaf planner.

Was it this? I wasn’t so specific that I needed to see them personally. I thought about it. Would I accept this sign? Or should I check whether there will be another one?

I got off work early on Friday because I need to go to class at around 6PM.

On my way to Trinoma (because I had to claim the book I reserved), I dropped by MegaMall because that the nearest to the MRT Station. Lo and behold, as I was about to exit the mall, I see another UP IE alumnus. 

It’s confirmed then. Another manifestation of the sign - twice at that. The chances of us getting together is two times more than it was before.

I’d take it as it is. It may bring about invalid expectations but I know that right now. It gave momentary happiness but I guess that to get what I want, I’d have to work hard for it too.

Naalala ko lang yung sinabi ni Cashandra, yung girlfriend ni Johnny sa 2 Broke Girls:

Johnny likes chocolate. Sure, he will try vanilla when it’s available but he will always come back to chocolate.
Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.
Phoebe Buffay
Max, you’ve never been on a plane? Even snakes have been on a plane.
Caroline, 2 Broke Girls

P as in Phoebe

H as in Hebe

O as in Obe

E as in Ebe

B as in Bebe

E as in Ello there, mate!

Just got home from Les Mis night.

It’s my second to watch it on the big screen and it never fails to give me chills.

Oh, Marius. *giggles*

Also, we’ve created a mash-up of songs from the movies.

  1. (Tune: Sit Down) Look down, Look down, you’re rocking the boat.
  2. (Tune: All My Life, KC and Jojo) In my life, I pray for someone like you.
  3. (Tune: All My Life, America) On my own, without a doubt I give you, on my own.
  4. (Tune: Patuloy ang Pangarap) On my own, ako’y naniniwala. Hindi ako titigil hangga’t aking nakakaya.
  5. (Tune: ABC Song) Lovely ladies E F G H I J K L M N O P.


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